10 reasons why somebody should give me a dragon egg, for my birthday:
- Dragons are animals with intelligence and character (and everybody knows that I could do with more of those two qualities).
- They don't shed, which makes my job easier (everybody knows how lazy I am).
- Animals and I love each other (everybody knows how awesome I am).
- Dragons can defend themselves and can hurt people who want to hurt to hurt them thus making it unnecessary for me to join the PETA (everybody knows what they do. Personally, however, I'd rather take people's skins for stupidity than animal's skins for fashion)
- I LOVE TOOTHLESS! (like everybody should)
- They hatch out of eggs... which makes them easier to watch when they're being born... and well they don't hurt anybody in the process of being born.
- Dragons are non-vegetarian which makes it easier for both of us (I don't need to spend extra on special food like I would have to if I had a dog.. or a gold-fish not to mention that everybody could do away with a pesky relative once in a while)
- They breathe fire and are good companions for the winter (everybody could do with some warmth then. Firewood, anyone? ).
- They could let me travel to work without polluting the environment (just like everybody 'wants' to).
- They live for a long time (we're talking centuries here, by the way) and I could share my dragon (with whoever it wants to go to) after I'm gone.. (so please get me an egg?)
P.S. get me a black or blue one, please. No red, green, or yellow ones.
Also, those of you who haven't watched How to Train your Dragon -
GET GOING ALREADY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!
GET GOING ALREADY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!
2 comments:
I wouldn't advise keeping a dragon, because even though they can be tamed, they tend to not be loyal. And them being non-vegetarian only adds to the problem.
Consider this: one day, you're having fun with your dragon, going about having fun with him (like everyone should) and what not, until you remember... you haven't fed him yet. But by now, he's already gotten a taste of you, and he isn't just flying you home or anything, he's actually taking you to a place where he can roast and eat you in peace.
Says who?! SCIENCE.
>_< party-pooper!
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