1. To my sister when she remembered EXACTLY what I said and why I said it- "Damn you and your screwed-up memory! It's so perfect, I hate it!"
2. To my best friend when I was extremely happy- "Gosh dude, I'm so happy, I could hit you"
3. When my sister, Shek and I were cracking jokes and she wanted to convey the notion that my brain was exceeding its limit-
Shek: Man, your brain is taking off!
me:Well then catch it!
4. Sometime about Life in general- "Life is like a baby. Cute until it poops on you. Or screams your wits out. Or drools on or wets what you're proud of."
5. To an old friend I was talking to after ages-
Me:Hey you know what? I used to have a crush on you when we first became friends.. but then I found out you had a girl, so I laughed it off.."
Friend:Really?? O.o gosh I always thought of you as a vastly younger sister!
Me: hmm.. Vastly younger.... Like 20 years younger?
Friend:Yeah. Kinda like that
Me: Well now that makes perfect sense! If i had a brother like you 20 years older to me, I definitely would have had a thing for you.
Friend: O.o??!!! WHA??!!
Me: oh shit..
6. Friend: Things are always fun wen you think of food and sex. Think of the possibilities!
Me: FOODBABIES!! :D
8 comments:
Lol! :D
roflmao!!!!
hahahaaaaaaaaaa..
d 5th 1z 2 gud...
lol!!!
:P shint, trust me, when you say stuff like this, i bet you wont think it's too good :-/ i can't live with myself sometimes!
hey genji... I see u write a blog too :) cud i read, pls? :D send me the url in an email or something.
LOL at 4th & 5th, I wish I had seen your friend's face when you said the 5th one!
ruby n d 'friend' in ques...enuf ul do 2 drive me round in circles,...had 2 hear ds also...both f u...!!
Hahah I just came to this after somehow stumbling upon an old chat log. It just hit me how I was in class badly wanting someone to hit me and you said
"DOOD
SAM1
F1F1F1F1F1
:p
im so happy want to hit u!"
Haha.
@ Sammy : :P :D ROTFLOL! i didnt know u wanted to be hit then..
btw.. you wanted to be hit?! O.o WHAI?
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