chocolate pudding.

And so the other day i had this unusual craving.
A very unusual craving.
no. i dnt usually get cravings.
but when i do..... well.. u gotta see it to believe it.
i go half-insane. walk around the house like those restless caged animals in the zoo. walking around in circles. my head goes hyper like ive been sleep deprived for days.

so like i said, i had this craving. a craving for chocolate.
and sadly m neighborhood doesn't provide decent chocolate. like dark chocolate. with more cocoa than milk or sugar.

n well.. i survived it for the first day, but the next day i just HAD to have chocolate.
and so i typed in "chocolate dessert easy" into the google search bar... and found this perfectly simple recipe for chocolate pudding, that just needed corn starch, milk, sugar, and cocoa.

and i tried it.. after making modifications, putting in the pasty muddy tasting chocolate bars that i melted, and halving the amount of milk.

and well.. although it did satisfy my basic craving for chocolate, the rest of the pudding.... tasted too much like baby food for me to be ok with.

brown. pasty. thick. almost like thick diarrhoea. thick pasty brown shit.

i don't know why i thought of shit. i really don't.

i mean it tasted ok, u know..
maybe it was because i basically hate pudding. maybe because the thought that there was nothing to chew, was too related to toothless infants for me to sanely digest.
but after that... i just couldn't eat the crap.

so i gave the rest of it to my grandparents, who have diabetes.
when mom wasn't around to scold or stop me.
and they ate it all up. (lights dim and u hear an sinister voice in the background saying "DIE OLD PEOPLE! DIE!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" )

yes. im an evil person.

and of course, my new facebook status praised the chocolate pudding that i made. "YAY ME! :D :D I MADE CHOCOLATE PUDDING! :D" or something of the sort. :P

where's the fun in life when u don't have an ego ur size, eh? :P